1892 Application

So today I was applying for a job and having a horrible time writing a cover letter sort of email. While trying to come up with something I was texting a friend of mine. out of boredom of trying to think I composed a random application statement. This is the result of that writing (with a few grammar and spelling corrections):

Good day sir,

I have heard about the position from the town crier and thought to give my name to the local office. Since it is apparently 1892 and I'm female I have had lessons at a finishing school at which point I learned how to run household finances. I believe this makes me well trained for the job and that you should look no further then my petticoats. Please send word through my father while you are both at the gentlemen's club tonight. And once again good day.



I know this isn't historically accurate or anything, but it was only written in a bit of fun and is not meant to hold any real research of any sort. Although I do think this bit of random writing from the 1892 perspective comes from the fact that I read to much. And the eight new used books I bought this past weekend aren't going to help much (finished the three manga already though :) )