1892 Application

So today I was applying for a job and having a horrible time writing a cover letter sort of email. While trying to come up with something I was texting a friend of mine. out of boredom of trying to think I composed a random application statement. This is the result of that writing (with a few grammar and spelling corrections):

Good day sir,

I have heard about the position from the town crier and thought to give my name to the local office. Since it is apparently 1892 and I'm female I have had lessons at a finishing school at which point I learned how to run household finances. I believe this makes me well trained for the job and that you should look no further then my petticoats. Please send word through my father while you are both at the gentlemen's club tonight. And once again good day.



I know this isn't historically accurate or anything, but it was only written in a bit of fun and is not meant to hold any real research of any sort. Although I do think this bit of random writing from the 1892 perspective comes from the fact that I read to much. And the eight new used books I bought this past weekend aren't going to help much (finished the three manga already though :) )

Can Boredom and Exams Lead to Crazy Ideas?

The answer is yes. No I'm not calling the film school plan a crazy idea. That one is legit and I plan on applying once I can find a person to be my reference letter writer (so few choices...) which I probably won't find until after exams. Neither would I call my thoughts as to where I should apply to work crazy, although yes one description included ability to use knives and cut (and before you get any crazy ideas it's a fruit place with fruits cut into shapes!! :P) but no it's this: link

If you clicked on the link before reading the rest of this, congratulations on your curiosity. For those of you who didn't, it's a link to a list of audition places for JYP Entertainment (which is a Korean talent agency). I'm actually considering going to one of the auditions even though I don't exactly have the look they will be looking for and my dancing ability is a little low (not my fault my years of dance were learning traditional) but I have been told that I have a good singing voice (choir director was quite surprised after the first time she gave me a mic to use for a verse [yay for ambition to take the part, was so nervous that day cause it wasn't a school audience but a school board related one])but I'm not sure. I would be fine with the rejection I know that much (and would be majorly surprised with acceptance) but the other thought on my mind is whether or not I should save something as crazy as this until after I finish film school cause I would be back in time for it in 2 years...

So yeah that's my crazy thought today on a day in between exams.