Excuses, Excuses, Excuses

When I think of school (which starts soon) I always think of the homework excuses used when homework is incomplete. But we do not only use excuses for school we use them everyday. I decided to write some excuses that we use for different things. There are house cleaning excuses:
Why The Dishes Aren't done:

• If you wait until after supper/ breakfast the dishes from that meal will be done as well.
• I swear there is no soap left to wash the dishes with.

Why your room is still a mess:

• You told me to clean the room, so I cleaned it to my standards, this is the result.
• I can find everything this way, if it's organized I can't find anything.
• It's a work in progress it should be done within the next century.

Why the dusting isn't done:

• It looks nice with a thin layer of grey on top.
• It will only settle back to were it is now within five minutes.

More excuses shall come later on so keep an eye out for them.